SweetCheeks Friends, Fat, Facts

I picked the three sisters
up from school yesterday.
The little ones get released early.
SweetCheeks comes out of

her room trailing 2 little

girls about half her size.

Miss T & Miss S

They are tiny and she is 

the biggest one in her room.

Miss S-taken at SweetCheeks house

Miss T: lisping~ How old itsh StwheetCheeks?

Me:  26

Miss T:  No-how old itsh shthe really?

Me:  She's 3, almost 4

Miss S:  No-She said she was EIGHT.

Me:  She just turned 6.

SCheeks:  But Ih'm big for my age

so Ih said Ih was eight

but Ih was juhst kidding.

Me: (trying not to laugh):  She is

6~ just like you are.

Miss T/Miss S:  We knew it!

SCheeks:  Pfffft-cancha taka joke?

New boy comes along.

I don't know this kid from Adam.

Kid: Are you SCheeks gramma?

SC:  NO-She's NOT my gramma

she's my Nana, you silly.

Kid to me: Knock, Knock

Me:  Who's there?

Kid:  Icy

Me:  Icy Who?

Kid:  Icy your underwear.

SCheeks covers her hand with her mouth.

SCheeks:  He said he saw your underwear.

Me:  I heard him.

SCheeks:  That was funny.

Me:  I don't have any underwear on.

SCheeks:  NAAAA-NAH!!!!

You're supposed to wear underwear

effvery day!

Me:  You are?

SCheeks:  Nana!  You KNOW you are.

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wait for it

(what is running through her brain...

the size of my underwear?;>)

SCheeks:  Do yohu remember when Ih was

little and used to say yohu were fat?

(yeah-like last week)

Well, Ih was just kiddin'. Yohu're NOT fat.

(I see the "Mom-at-home" talks are working)

Thank you, SweetCheeks!

Yurh welcume!

SCheeks:  Ih really like fat people.

Me:  So you don't like me cuz I'm not fat?

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SCheeks:  Ih was just kiddin'.  You ARE fat,Nana.

Me:  Thanks

SCheeks- Yurh welcume

Question for all of you:

Anyone want SweetCheeks
to tell you how she 
REALLY feels?
Anyone?
anyone....
anyone...